Come learn Hollish with Brazen, and find out what DeCoolCat LOIN means! (so you can explain it to us!)

180. DeCoolCat LOIN
Brazen learns Hollish, Fisi goes on another stuffed mushroom rant (he never learned to share). Beth goes on about conspiracies and binaural orgasms, Wookiee likes butt shakers and Pj’s human butt is shamanically tied to the Earth. As is yours. As is all of ours. So spaketh the prophecy. Something else to lord over the rest of creation, I suppose.

Gift of the Week

Due to Fisi’s love for Star Wars, movie events, movie directors, special effects houses, key grips, best boys and rolling credits in general, we did not have time to do a gif this week. Enjoy Star Wars instead!

 

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Dropshots, Quickscopes & You: How To Survive For 30 Seconds in COD

179. Sloppy Joe Momentum
Wookiee roleplays sleepy the dwarf while PJ wishes some coworkers would obstruct their sense of hearing by wearing earphones on construction sites. You know. So they’d get hit by equipment. Brazen, meanwhile, recruits a few good men for Call of Duty: WWII. OK, so it’s a couple good men. OK, so it’s PJ the good men. And Wookiee to play sexy decoy.

 

179. Gif of The Week – Sloppy Joe Momentum
How does the slowest skateboarder on earth manage to gain enough speed to completely shatter bone? He can’t, but he can Sir Isaac himself and use gravity to spam his ham into the pavement harder than a meteor. Jesus.

 

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It’s sequel time! Comic Connaissance II – Electric Boogaloo!

 178. Comic Connaissance II – Electric Boogaloo
In the legendary conclusion to the battle of the obscure that we witnessed last week.

This week we find the one who will save us from evil, we find the one who should have stayed home and we find the one that lost it all.

Join us and rejoice in the (in)humanity of it all honest advocate!

 

178. Vid Of The Week – Comic Connaissance II – Electric Boogaloo

 

Below are the “on the spot” character pics from the episode.

Wookiee:

Brazen:

Fisi:

Beth:

Lily:

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Happy Thanksgiving All! Witness as we battle each other with a comic book character quiz!

177. Comic Connaissance
Quiz Time! Let’s All See How Well The Gang Knows Comics

This week on PJ and the Gang, PJ tests the Gang’s “Comic Connaissance” by pitting them against each other and some very obscure super people.

 

Watch the entire episode!
177. Vid Of The Week – Comic Connaissance

 

Wookiee’s Character:

Name
Polebiter the RodMuncher

Powers
Gnaws iron, bites steel

A bit of backstory
He was locked in playpens at an early age, always kept out of the way.  First they were regular, but he kept chewing his way out, so his parents spent lots of money on different fences. And dentists. Finally they settled on obsidian teeth and gastric bypass. The metal slides out of his system without being digested, but it sometimes gets stuck if he doesn’t chew his food well enough. He sings himself to sleep at night with the rhyme “chew your food, times: 32, ’cause if you don’t, then you won’t poo! If you chew enough, you’ll make the mud, so always chew 2 times more, so there’ll be less blood!” so he doesn’t forget. And because of the whole ‘parents locked him up’ thing.

 

Brazen’s Character:

 Super Power
Mind Control

Backstory
Mindo Bendo real name Alberto Guerrera. Mindo started his life as famous Lucha libre or Mexican wrestler for the non-Spanish speaking folks. After winning it all in the refried beans no quac. world championships he was caught in a nasty gang shoot out on his way home. Bearly alive he was rushed to a local hospital where he succumbed to his injuries. But that would not be the end of his story. Pepe his midget side kick stole his body from local morgue and conducted an experimental procedure bringing him back to life and giving him super powers. Back from the dead Mindo could now control the minds of his foes and make a killer beef and chili burrito.

 

Fisi’s Character:

Name
The  Needler   AKA  The  Prick

Backstory
Name:  James  N.  Edleman  (aka  “Jimmy”)
Former  fashion  model  &   infamous  cat  burglar
Jimmy  was  known  for   wearing  expensive  Italian
suits  and  pantyhosefora  mask  while  stealing
diamonds  and  silk  scarves.
Once  a  lover of  fashion,  The  Needler  is now  symbioticñesh-tcned  onesy.
He  promised  his fiance  that  he  would  leave  him  something  big  enough  to   pay  for  their   wedding
and  the  tiny  homeveronica  so  badly  wanted.

When  his  favorite  Italian  suit   designerreleased
their   new  line  of   tuxedos,
Jimmy  knew  this  was his  big  shot.

He  planned  the  truck  robbery  perfectly,but
even  hismeticulous  planning  couldn’t  have
oredlctedthe  elderly   gypsywoman  who  got  in
the way…

The truck  struck  the  gypsy woman’s  car,  sending
it   tumbling  off   a  bridge  into   the  freezingwaters
of   the  Golden  Citv   River.

Jimmy  dove  into  the  watertotry  to  save  her  but
it   wastoo  late  forthe  gypsywornan,  who  with
her   dying  breath,  cursed  Jimmy  to  live  a  life  of
lonelinessand  sorrow.

Nov,The  Needler   hides  in  the  shadows  and
steals  to  build  his  fortune,  in  the  hopesthat  one
day   he  can  breakthe  curse  that  keepshim  apart
from  his  beloved Veronica.

Powers
The Needler   uses  the  Needle of Vengeance to
vault  from  rooftoptorooftop,to  pick  themost
secure  locks.  and  to   penetrate the  souls  of   his enemies.  The full   extent of   the  Needles  power   is
unknown.  Even  to  the  Needler.

          The Needler’s  flesh-toned onesy and  his  velvet
boots  allow  him  to  move  silently   in  the
darkness.The  suit  also   repels  bullets and  gives          the  Needler  the  strength of   the entire  cast  of
Magic  Mike,  allowing  his  velvety  gloved  hands
to   rip  his  enemies  limb  from  limb  ..or just  ruin their clothes.

 

Lily’s Character:

In this universe, super villains are mandated by the government to retire at the age of 62. If they continue to operate as super villains after the age of 62 they are remitted to the Federal Department of Retirement (FDR). The FDR employs just one agent. His name is Fredrick Tennessee. Freddy Tenny — as he is known by his enemies, a name which he hates — has one task. That task? Retiring aged super villains. Does he kill them? No. Does he wipe out their minions? No. He puts them into Doom Skull Manor Retirement Community in Sunny Pines, Florida, where they are destined to play bridge and shuffleboard for the rest of their nefarious days.

In addition to being supernaturally stoic and crotchety and a member of AARP since birth, his superpower is actually the ability to sense when hipsters are about to step onto an old person’s lawn. He can also turn water into prune juice and he has a trademark on “Kid’s these days….”

When a child, he got his eye shot out with a Red Rider BB gun and never wanted to be — or deal with — children again. Hence his career.

P.S. He likes his egg rolls extra extra saucy, as evident in the photo. Extra saucy. No, more sauce. More. Ok, there you go.

He’s DC for life, yo. Those guys from Arkham are hacks.

 

Beth’s Character:

beth story 01

beth story 02

beth story 03

 

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176. Your Friendly Sponsors For The End Of The World
Conditional Nutrionals, No-More Fictional!

This week on Gee-Jay and the Pang! Wookiee wonders if a war were declared near his house (it was just an air show complete with WWII strafing reenactments… What a thing to miss)! Fisi has views on Hollywood Hormones all over the news, and Pj ponders pattern … patronage. That’ll make sense after you listen., I’m sure.

 

Gif of the Week

MIA. I blame Brazen, he had things to do and left this week’s gif in his trousers.

 

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You Best Express Yourself Before’st You Mess Yourself. – Gland Expressing, JK Growling

175. It Bothers His Hearing Aids
This week on PJ and the Gang, Fisi solves the mystery of losing socks in the wash, Brazen and Pj describe glandular ways of expressing themselves, and Wookiee has a bit of a review for the first King Killer Chronicles book, but since its longer than a Kevin Smith movie monologue, he still has a ways to go before finishing.

 

175. Vid Of The Week – Dog Dancing
This dog deserves it. All of it. All the things. Toys and snacks. His now.

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Come one, come all! Listen to our stories short, swarthy and tall!

174. Digital Content: We Hardly Knew Ye
The Gang waxes vieweristic about all things consumer:
The Bad Batch movie, Stranger Things 2, streaming  services, audiobook narrators… Is nothing safe? Certainly not Buffalo Wild Wings’ portion labeling. How does a ‘snack’ size come before a ‘bite’ size? A bite is the smallest bit of eating you can do. Jesus people… trigger my OCD, why don’t you.

 

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Hollow Weener Home Stretch! Whatchoo Wearing?

173. Brazen Hears a Who!
In preparation for hollow wieners, Pj tests The Gang with a list of scary one-liners to see what sticks to who. Or whom. Pj also tries to evaluate Brazen and Blade Runner 2049’s compatibility, while Brazen is serenaded by an owl outside his window.

 

173. Pj By Numbers
Pj’s pictures play dress-up and want to put on a fashion show just for you! Try one on and see which one fits best!

 

 

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Get in the mood for Halloween with Pj And The Gang!

In Memory of Vincent Price, Christopher Lee, and all other great storytellers:

Pj And The Gang Present

An audio only version is also available: 121. Halloween Special
It includes an eerie bonus track at the end from the one and only Star Anna!
(visit and support her on her bandcamp site !)

This week, on a very special Pj and the Gang! We go back in time to a simpler era to relive one of the spooky classic short stories… The Monkey’s Paw!
Join us for a laughably spooky time, and enjoy Reaper doing his actual, natural, every day speaking voice!
All available Gang members join the cast in one way or another, with a few special tweaks. Retro, baby!
Just in time for All Hallow’s Eve, join us and be entertained!

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Country Time Caution Label: Harmful If Snorted

172. Hezekiah’s Last Glass
While Fisi and Wookiee wax philosophical about all things media, PJ waits for no pizza (without utensils) and Brazen waits for a lock-out/bail-out. And Hezekiah waits to get better on rehab.

 

172. Gif Of The Week – Mario and the Expendables
The look says it all: “You knew what this was….”

 

172. Vid Of The Week – Elbow Up In Your Window
Wookiee awakens memories… memories that are best left buried. That’s right – early 90’s pop. *shudder*

 

The Michael Jackson Video we share

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