This episode contains the final wrap up to Fisi’s dating profile, working overtime, music talk, thieves, selfies and porn for the blind.
Wookiee and Pj present the gang with their re-written version of Fisi’s dating profile.
What I’m Doing With My Life
Currently deciding on which new blender to buy for my kitchen to support my life-long juice-fast. I’ve gone through three blenders so far.
I’ve been trying to find a publisher for my Bernstein Bears fan-fictions that won’t freaking hang up on me. Let’s see… what else is there… thinking with my fingers here, sorry… oh, I collect used Thomas the Tank engine toys, too. Maybe you’d like to go rummage some garage sales with me sometime? I can almost guarantee that you’ll enjoy yourself.
The First Things People Usually Notice About Me
My eyebrows. It looks like two caterpillars are having a territorial staring match on my face.
Favorite Books, Movies, Shows, Music and Food.
The Six Things I Could Never Do Without
1. I breathe easier when there is a good bistro around.
2. I always have a stud finder on me. It’s uses are endless – if I need to know where to punch a wall like a man, I’m covered. If anyone needs proof that I myself am a stud, I’m covered. If I need to make a glory hole in a moment’s notice, I’m covered. When I need to find a stud, I’m covered. Sometimes a guy gets lonely.
3. Bicycle helmets. They’re like seat belts for your head!
1. Handmade soap from Etsy.com. Nearly any scent.
5. SPFs are never far away. It is very important to me to moisten my skin as often as possible. I’m like a baby’s bottom!
1. Chest hair.
You Should Message Me If
If you can translate this pick-up line: “¿Vive en una granja de pollos? Porque usted sabe cómo criar un gallo.” and either A) still give me a shot AND/OR B) the pick-up line works on you, or C) you’ve always wanted to have brunch with a bronie.
62. OkStupid -This week Fisi takes us on a dark tour of the fire swamp that is online dating by entrusting the gang with bringing his profile out of the quicksand while avoiding responses from the ROUS’s. (The pictures we reference at the beginning of the episode can be found in the companion pic viewer. Download it and view them with us!)
62. OkStupid Companion Clip (with pics) -View some crazy pics from this episode with us.
62. VID Of The Week – Rapey Biscuits – Always keep a pack handy, they may literally help you keep the back door closed.