Tales from the crypt… of Brazen’s not-quite-right sack of thinky parts.

93. Square Peg Brown Hole

The Gang discusses methods to score your … scoring, by attaching points to sexual exploits à la Xbox Live Achievements. Can you guess which ones we’ve actually accomplished? (hint: Reaper is a sexual being whom exists only partially in this dimension, so he’s pretty much seen it all, and then some. Or that’s just BS.).

 

Some examples include:

25 pts – Rug and Tub – get a HandJo from a dyslexic partner

150 pts – Sole survivor- going home alone from the gay bar

500 pts – A woman’s work is never done – after sex get the lady to make you a sammich

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