The Gang discusses methods to score your … scoring, by attaching points to sexual exploits à la Xbox Live Achievements. Can you guess which ones we’ve actually accomplished? (hint: Reaper is a sexual being whom exists only partially in this dimension, so he’s pretty much seen it all, and then some. Or that’s just BS.).
Some examples include:
25 pts – Rug and Tub – get a HandJo from a dyslexic partner
150 pts – Sole survivor- going home alone from the gay bar
500 pts – A woman’s work is never done – after sex get the lady to make you a sammich